Skin Wars

So I took Colton to the 12:00 showing of Clone Wars this afternoon. We sat in the middle of the theater because there was ample seating as you may imagine. We were halfway through the previews when a woman came into the theater with three young boys. Out of all of the spots in the theater they came and sat directly next to me. Like I said, there was ample seating. The woman took drink orders from the loud children and the left them alone next to me. She then came back and sat in the seat right next to me, and proceeded to eat incredibly loudly for 10-15 minutes all the while shushing loudly the even louder children. I'm extremely irate, like to the point of almost saying something to her, but I'm so flabbergasted that she's even sitting that close to me in the first place. So then things get crazy. She apparently ate her entire snack platter and decided that she was still hungry because she started peeling the skin of her sunburned shoulder and eating it. WTF... She was scratching her arm with her long fingernails and it was making a horrible noise and then she wtf started eating her goddamn skin. Could this really be happening? Surely it's a trick of the light and... no, it's not... she's really eating her own flesh not 3 inches from me during the worst movie I've seen in years. I thought about complaining to the management, but what would I tell them? "Excuse me but we've got a skin muncher in aisle 7 seat 4." At one point I looked directly at her for several seconds thinking maybe she would notice that I was watching her eat herself. She had to know I was there considering she was taking up half of my seat. I vomited into my mouth a little bit and decided to take immediate action. I whispered to Colton that we were going to have to move to a different seat because the lady next to me had been peeling off her skin and eating it for the last 45 minutes. He said okay, so we packed up our stuff and snuck past the circus freak and went to the bathroom where I scrubbed my hands for a while and explained that we were going to have to give up our choice seats because of the very gross lady. We sat up front and finished the very awful movie in peace. The End. Gross.

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When the trying ends and the parties are over the true initiation of the group will start with the veterans holding up their brilliant case for the world to see and the rest to embrace. The enchanted one’s are gonna last forever so long as the movement can rest on your shoulders where the old timers come to pass some time and the greedy heads can turn their mind to the resting ones on the shores of your broken dreams. They all remember the time when you fell flat on your face on the brink of hell and disaster struck twice when you were born as the end of your tail is an in-depth look in to the ultimate fate of the universe and logic and reason as a whole. The ideas that would come flying from your mouth could only be described as the ramblings of a criminal mastermind with no intention of action. Too many men of our generation have seen their ideas been put to misuse by the trials of other cruel and wicked men. Were it not for our superior governing tools we would no doubt be at the mercy of these thugs. Barbarians are not an extinct people, nor will they ever be. For it is not a blood line but a brain line. Not a matter of instinct but intuition. They greedy among us will show themselves to be the monsters that they are and remove the cloaks from their backs and the daggers from their teeth. Then there will be no doubt as to who the real criminals are. Those that fail, those that quit, those that do not swim in deep waters, those that embody the useless, and those that are alarmed by fear all will feel the sword of inadequate judgment thrust through them and into the earth so that they may be tethered to their wretchedness. And those that follow the greedy and pick up their scraps and tend to their desires will be cast down to clean the infected boils of society. The scum and the filth will eat them alive while they toil in endless desperation, clinging to false icons and hope of redemption and salvation, which shall never arrive. Only in final desperate pleas will they finally come to realization after realization that they have been mislead, or lead at all. They shall no longer lead and they shall no longer follow, they shall merely preclude themselves in to infinity. With the guiding hand of truth and the unwavering shadow of mercy, we press on through troubling times. In the most harrowing of cases of self preservation we must look through the mirror and not consume ourselves into perpetual self loathing and uselessness. The cruel ramblings of harmonious existence will not be sounded. Praise on 2thee.